WEEKLY SCHEDULER

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On sale now! Events in the ~ future ~ that you may want to buy tickets for before they sell out

Theatre Week (through 10/5),  DC Fashion Week (9/26-28), Smithsonian Craft2Wear Show (9/26-28), call for Palestinian Vendors (by 9/27), submit to The Phillips (by 9/30), tunes: Cascada (10/6), tunes: Rico Nasty (10/11), iconic sci-fi fest: Yume Kitasei, Ray Nayler, Julia Vee, and Fran Wilde (10/16), tunes: Doechii (10/21), tunes: Magdalena Bay (10/25), tunes: Parcels (10/27), tunes: Samara Joy (11/12), Alison Roman at 6th & I (11/13)

Wednesday, October 1

It’s time to lip sync… for your life!

Head on over to Mumbievision, a lip-synce battle contest inspired by Eurovision. With live audience voting, and celebrity judges like a giant bottle of mumbo sauce – you won’t want to miss it. Not only can you vote, but you can also bribe judges! (9pm)

Huge missed opportunity to do this on October 3rd

Ever wondered what they meant by “butter your muffins” in Mean Girls? Find out for yourself at You Can’t Strip With Us, a burlesque tribute to the iconic film about girlhood and also accidentally entering your villain era. (7:30pm)

Also || lost city books fall salon, book talk: Chanel Cleeton, author talk: Tracy Cross, open garden day, pop-up book sale, cookbook talk: German Home Kitchen, wordplay wednesday: eras & endzones, survivor watch party 

Thursday, October 2

Don your emerald-colored glasses

The Phillips Collection knows about popular…join them for a night dedicated to Wicked, complete with face-painting, music, and a mysterious magic show inspired by the musical. (5pm)

St. John the opera singer!

It’s the opening night of the St. John the Baptist opera! You won’t want to miss the world premiere staging of this “at once horrifying and intoxicating” biblical story. (8pm)

Also || book talk: A Mannequin for Christmas, opera premiere: st. john the baptist, tunes: Jayden Barber, tunes: The Tubs + Foyer Red, virtual talk: libraries as civic infrastructure, Microcinema: In Order Not To Be Here by Deborah Stratman (With Live Score By Jayden Barber) 

Friday, October 3

Do you feel crushed by the burden of modern life?

Then it’s time to start your new life in Stardew Valley, my boy. Watch your farm grow as the seasons unfold, backed by a 35-piece orchestra performing the game’s most magical songs. (8pm)

  • If you’re more inclined to hold on to your butt, the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra plays John Williams’ legendary score live as you watch the film. (7:30pm)

Trivia? Farms? Sign me up. 

It’s trivia at Edgewood Community Farm. Compete in custom trivia rounds and win a giftcard to metrobar! (7pm)

Also || Reorient the Orient, book event: immigration detention inc. (also a lunchtime option!), sip & paint, finding awe, art talk: a sunburst restrained, Restore Hope trivia and auction, tunes: Kevin Murray & Will Greene / Majid Araim & Simone Baron, tunes: Hailey Whitters 

Saturday, October 4

Oh, Mary (Shelley)!

Dive into spooky season head first with SO LATE INTO THE NIGHT, the definitely true and not made up story about the night before Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein. Be the first to see the show with pay-what-you-can preview tickets on sale now! (8pm)

I’ve never wanted to be in a pickle so badly

If you have opinions on the best pickles in DC (rip Number 1 Sons), you won’t want to miss DC Pickle Bash! Sample tons of different local pickles, vote for your favorite, and shop pickle-themed merch. Try your hand at pickling with a pickle-making competition! (all day)

theater/music: John Cleese & The Holy Grail at 50, tunes: tregaron unplugged, Home Rule Music Festival at Alethia Tanner Park, Jazz in The Parks - The Parks DC, musical brilliance at Takoma Park SDA Church

art:  exhibit opening: women artists + hauntings, art exhibit: Fred Merrill, street photography workshop, art: In Honor of Black Excellence, 52 O St open studios

dancing:  ecstatic dance, dancefloor diva party, queer line dancing 

comedy:  laugh quest comedy show

go outside / festivals:  Oktoberfest at the Wharf, weekend weeders at tudor place, fall craft circle, hbd Dalai Lama, emergency medical training and natl. security salon

community:  LGBTQ rowing fundraiser (drag, rowing, and a raffle), puzzle hunt: District Hunt 

Sunday, October 5

Rachelpalooza!

Calling all Rachels! (or Rachael, or however you spell Rachel!) Head over to Malcolm X Park for a meeting of the Rachels. Bring snacks, and a whole lot of Rachel energy (it’s giving she’s so crazzzyy love her)! (5pm)

Bop and shop

Takoma Park Street Festival is here! Stop by to discover your favorite new local band/shop, with 18 local bands playing across 3 stages, plus a market with over 200 vendors. (10am)

Also || tunes: Lizz Wright, theatre (masks required): Julius X, tunes: Good Flying Birds / Janitors / World Record, architectural tour of tudor place, tunes: Minami Deutsch, Artist Talk: Rozeal, art for teens with Trap Bob, spooky Yiddish movie night + potluck, candle crafting basics, bike ride: Lifeline 100, lucky girl market dc, tunes: Tallest Man on Earth 

Monday, October 6

Wonk wonk wonk waaah

That’s the sound that’ll play when you beat all the other policy nerds in town at their own (trivia) game. Earn the coveted title of DC’s biggest political know-it-all. (6pm)

Learn from my mistakes and do NOT play D&D with straight men

No seriously it was so bad, like babe we have toxic masculinity at home… Anyway, find your people at DCGaymers LGBTQ+ happy hour, and embark on your next great D&D adventure. Beginner-friendly sessions and all skill levels welcome! (6pm)

Also || tunes: Renee Rapp, tunes: Neti-Neti, talk: spooky DC, tunes: Glare, free adult improv class, dcgaymers lgbtq+ happy hour, indie press book club: Elena Knows, book talk: The Möbius Book, tunes: Cascada!! (every time we touch!!!)

Tuesday, October 7

We have Bridgerton at home

Authors Diana Quincy and Megan Frampton discuss their steamy historical romance novels at East City Bookshop. With titles like The Scot’s Seduction, you know it’ll be 70% smut, 30% actually a pretty good plot. (7pm)

You’re overcoat? Give it away

Join Metro DC DSA for a Coat Drive Fundraiser to purchase winter necessities for the city’s residents. Friends, donations, and gently used coats welcome!! (5pm)

Also || tunes: Alex G & Nilüfer Yanya, tunes: Deltron 3030, tunes: Ludovico Einaudi, tunes: Evil Sword / Katie Magician, lecture at tudor place, talk: everyday supernatural, cuffing season dating show

OCTOBER

10/8: second opinion live taping, temple record release, survivor watch party 

10/9: tunes: Joss Stone, tunes: Gus Englehorn, Mia and the Argonauts, cocktail party fundraiser for common good city farm, author talk: Alexandra Villasante

10/10: Asher White at Rhizome, Soweto Gospel Choir, virtual dating, queer walking tour in tacoma park, author talk at kramers, tunes: miki berenyi trio

10/11: dc witch fest, kid’s clothing swap, paint & debate, pupusa party 2025!, book event: history of dc punk fanzines, tunes: black eyes, work sucks comedy show

10/10-12: Because They’re Funny Comedy Festival

10/12: tunes: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

10/13: talk: the macabre Poe

10/14: garden ramen at city blossoms, economic mobility conference, book talk: Helena Haywoode, film screening: Loneliness Isn’t Inevitable

10/15: tunes: Ben Folds, talk: Jack the Ripper, Wednesdays at Waldorf, book talk: Anna North

10/16: tunes: Weston Olencki / niki afsar, Oktoberfest @ CJM, DIY polymer clay pies, theatre: julius X, Deaf Way Film Festival, iconic sci-fi fest: Yume Kitasei, Ray Nayler, Julia Vee, and Fran Wilde, Yes Queen comedy

10/17: tunes: Chris Thile, tunes: Consone Quartet, tunes: Chris Ryan Williams / Truculent, volunteer at Boo at the Zoo, queer line dancing 

10/18: authentic relating, intro to LARPing, walk to prevent suicide, third coast percussion, 86th ladies board rummage sale, gallery talk: new exhibit of Australian indigenous art, choir: Sacred Jewelbox, afterparty for Rico Nasty

10/19: Run For A Better Life 5k, mozart's requiem, choir: sacred jewelbox, tea drying and blending

10/20: rupaul @ echostage

10/21: The Inner Loop, LGBTQ Jews, poetry reading: tomorrow’s verses, night on the farm, tunes: Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners

10/22: Rabbi Angela Buchdahl at Sixth & I

10/23: halloween dance party, coven dancing at black cat, book talk: Iman Hariri-Kia, stand up comedy

10/24: tunes: Patti Griffin & Ricki Lee Jones, tunes: Big Thief, rare book collecting festival, O St Museum halloween event, Please don’t haunt me for the rest of my life

10/25: tunes: Belly, Late Skate @ Anacostia Park, Family Spooky Disco, tunes: Magdalena Bay, prohibition time burlesque, Blavity House Party, avery fagliano at washington performing arts, dedicated writing at rhizome, walk/run club, queer line dancing, dance: Picasso Dances, kids art at kreeger, Bad Medicine Sketch Night, Congenital Heart Walk

10/26: poetry reading & scholarship, cello concert, theatre: julius X, girls rock! dc halloween benefit, live podcast: Greeking Out, tunes: detroit gospel legends, comedy: Alex EdelmanHYP pumpkinfest

10/27: philharmonia orchestra, circling

10/28: tunes: The Beta Band, multigenerational stories of coming out, cuffing szn dating show, book reading: Susan Lee

10/29: tunes: Cole Pulice / Heather Stebbins, tunes: Baroklyn, book event: history of local punk zines, poetry: Hannah Rosenberg

10/30: tunes: Tambuco, halloween drag show!!

NOVEMBER

11/1: tunes: Herbie Hancock, weekend weeders at tudor, tour tudor place, queer line dancing, Good Beats Halloween

11/2: author talk: Stephen Dubner

11/3: history of punk fanzines in DC

11/4: tunes: Minus the Bear, tunes: Sasha Cooke and Myra Huang, tunes: Valerie Coleman, fashion talk at NMWA, fieldwork at rhizome

11/5: tunes: Leith Ross, a bookish night at CJM, tunes at rhizome, book talk: Chloe Gong

11/6: identity collage, try a poetry camera, tunes: rising jazz star from DC Ekep Nkwelle, film: the disappearance of miss scott, author talk: Padma Lakshmi, book talk: Some Kind of Famous, Microcinema: Mrs William Horsley’s Vexations

11/7: contra dance with acclaimed band & caller, film screening + closing party: punk the capitol, violin + poetry

11/8: tarot-inspired mystery play

11/9: tunes at Rhizome

11/10: tunes: Cowbell and Secret Planet

11/13: tunes: Braxton Cook, film/talk: The Lavender Scare, Alison Roman at 6th & I

11/14: Catch 6 local DC artists, tunes: The William Hooker Trio

11/15: musical: George Michael, walk/run club, queer line dancing 

11/16: Samantha Bee at 6th and I, tunes: Silkroad Ensemble w/ Wu Man, tunes: Dave Scanlon / Brett Naucke & Natalie Chami

11/18: lecture on George Washington's tea table, cuffing szn dating show

11/20: circling

11/21: Jon Camp record release show

11/22: Motherlands Trio at Rhizome

11/23: poetry reading & scholarship

11/28: tunes: Mannheim Steamroller Christmas

11/29: A Swingin’ Little Christmas with Jane Lynch

11/30: queer line dancing 

DECEMBER

12/1: 100 years of appetizing

12/2: remembering AIDS in the Jewish community

12/5: Gwenifer Raymond at Rhizome, holiday music from spain & portugal

12/6: tunes: The Budos Band, Tennis Creates Gala

12/7: modern nutcracker

12/10: tunes: The Beths (sold out)

12/13: queer line dancing 

12/14: tunes: Bela Fleck, poetry reading & scholarship

12/16: Stories by LGBTQ+ Jews

12/20: tunes: Thievery Corporation

12/28: queer line dancing 

FEBRUARY

2/13: 15th century love songs

2/27: celebrity organ concert

MARCH

3/3: An Evening with Yotam Ottolenghi

3/19: tunes: Ravi Shankar Ensemble

3/27: tunes: Meshell Ndegeocello

3/31: Madison Cunningham at 6th & I

APRIL

4/14-15: tunes: Natalia Lafourcade

DCLX (date tba)

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