WEEKLY SCHEDULER

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Wednesday September 4

Enjoy Heavy Natural(s) Wines 

Join Sonny’s Pizza Natural Wine & Pizza club for their monthly wine tasting series. Plant Wines will curate a selection of red, white, skin contact, and sparkling natural wines to be featured. Plus, next time you go out with your friends you can impress them with your wine knowledge! (6pm)

More queer stories with happy endings plz!

Queer bookworms et al are invited to East City Bookshop for a talk with Andie Burke on her newest romance novel “Fall for Him,” in discussion with other queer authors! (7pm)

Also || Jew-ish standup comedy, tunes: Allen Stone, book talk: Joe Yonan, tunes: Paige Alice Naylor, tunes: City of the Sun, the story of the Folger Shakespeare Library, improvisers for Harriz/Walz, fundraising strategies, gay romance talk!!

Thursday September 5

Make friends and hike? That rocks. 

Join hike party DC for their inaugural hike! Been at Piece Mill Picnic Grove #1 for an easy/moderate 3.5 mile hike. Make friends, enjoy beautiful Rock Creek Park, and even bring a snack to share! (5:30pm)

Feeling Bliss-ful 

Power-pop band Charly Bliss will be tearing it up at the 9:30 Club. Their most recent album “Forever” is full of bright, funny, bold songs. Listen to “Back There Now” (which reminds me of Carly Rae Jepsen in the best way) and buy tickets! (doors at 7pm)

Also || Billie Holiday revue, Emo Night, tunes: Srunchies, Chill Parents, Girls on Toast, Legally Blindish, book club, beer, it is office trivia night., Shabbat Night Live Comedy (w surprise guest?), sip and paint by numbers, leaders for social change, author talk: A Survivor’s Education, free standup!, Folger book club: Geraldine Brooks’ Year of Wonders

Friday September 6

WANT YOU to come to this show

Juwan Elcock — the mastermind behind the genre-bending band BLK ODYSSY will be playing at the Atlantis. Check out their phenomenal tiny desk and get tickets to this incredible show. (7:30pm)

  • Or, we can totally Picture You enjoying the Feminomenon at the Chappell Roan dance party at the 9:30 Club. It starts late so drink some Coffee before. (10pm)

Chess club and crepes? Yes plz!

It’s your new favorite dc spot! Coin Des Poetes has great crepes, an entire upstairs area where you can bring your own wine and work and chill, french press coffee (with a free refill so you can have like 10 cups of coffee), and… chess club!! Play chess on their outdoor patio and make friends. (5pm)

Also || podcast: Old Gods of Appalachia, comedy: TaTa Sherise, tunes: Amen Dunes, tunes: the Dismemberment Plan, tunes: Grant / Flaherty / McGuire / Max Ochs, comedy: Funny Arabs, Chevy Chase first fridays, beer, tunes: The Policy (at Chevy Chase), talk: missing and murdered Indigenous women,, a conversation w/ authors Dr. Elizabeth Rule and Vanessa Lillie, dance party at The Yards, crafting night at Merry Pin, dc singles event, book talk: Sarah Rees Brennan (adult fantasy debut)

Saturday September 7

Happy 100th James!! Young artists honor James Baldwin 

Howard University’s theater department will be performing select scenes from James Balwins’ dramatic work. Directed by Dr. Khalid Y. Long, the presentation will also include a scholarly overview of Baldwin's contributions to African American Theatre. (1pm)

School of Rock IRL

What happens when a group of multi-instrumentalist musicians also happen to teach at the same school? Well, they form a band of course! Jam along with cool educators ADAMARE & Friends at Union Stage! (6:30pm)

Also || live tour: Herstoric Callboxes, Jazz in The Parks, comedy: TaTa Sherise, tunes: Angela Winter, Hump! film festival, young artists honor James Baldwin, book talk: Patrick Bringley, Textiles family festival, Jazz at National Gallery of Art, tunes: Nectarine Girl, tunes: LESSON ZERO, Sayonara Summer Market, DC Bike Ride, DC Youth Traffic Safety Town Hall, beer, Dupont Circle Oktoberfest, embroidery for beginners, yoga at the sculpture garden

Sunday September 8

No more wage theft!

Join MDC DSA Labor Working Group for their “Know Your Rights” series. Learn about the key laws protecting workers in regards to overtime and wage theft. (3pm)

The perfect event for readers who wrote their final paper in AP Lit about Beyoncé (me)

If you’re crazy in love with Queen Bey then you’ve gotta get tickets for The R&B Club’s deep dive into Beyoncé’s discography and rise to stardom! (12pm)

Also || tunes: the Lemonheads, tunes: Same Heads, tunes: Durand Jones, theater: the comeuppance, Paris 1874 exhibition opening, author talk: Arthur J. Magida, tunes: Jourdan Thibodeaux, R&B club: Beyonce, nonviolent communication

Sunday September 9

AI 🤝 Religion

Maybe Grimes was onto something when she was telling us to worship robots… probably not! But just to be safe, stop by this Profs & Pints chat on Spiritual Robots to learn how to best serve my hypothetical AI prophetic overlords. (6pm, and really, the talk is about spirituality and whether humans could coexist with machine consciousnesses)

The only popo I support (poets)

This month’s pick for Poetry Book Club at Lost City Books is “Autobiography of Red” by Anne Carson - stop by beforehand to grab a copy and read ahead of the meeting! (7pm)

Also || tunes: Nicki Minaj, tunes: Built to Spill, book club: Anne Carson’s Autobiography of Red, tunes: Full Size / Wheatie Mattiasich / Sarah Hughes

Monday September 10

Don’t just watch the presidential debate, listen to a in-depth presentation on political persuasion

Join Profs & Pints for “Your Prep for the Harris-Trump Debate” (sadly, it’s not a lobotomy). Professor Ethan Porter will discuss the ways presidential candidates try and persuade voters, and if anything that Harris and Trump say in debating each other will alter the election’s outcome? Plus, stay after for a debate watch party! (6pm)

Law 101: Self Advocacy

Legal Aid DC is putting on a free legal clinic to help you learn about your legal rights, how to navigate the legal system, and how to advocate for yourself and your community. (4pm)

Also || book talk: Tanya Olson and Doritt Carroll, tunes: IO, tunes: Gel + MSPAINT, Tommy Richman, talk: Soviet-Born: Afterlives of Migration in Jewish American Fiction, water and Indigenous participation in Brazilian society, Law 101: Self Advocacy 

Tuesday September 11

Send them to The Dare, yeah, I think he’s with it

Okay I know even Charli herself admitted that Brat Summer is over but I had to sneak one parting reference in for frequent Charli collaborator and LA-based act The Dare who will be at Atlantis! (6:30pm)

Bop local + hops local

DC based power pop band Bad Moves is celebrating the upcoming release of their third LP “Wearing Out the Refrain” with a listening party at No Kisses Bar (feat. a special IPA from Ocelot Brewing) - stop by if you’re a fan of high energy music about depressing things! (6pm)

Also || Tale of Two Cities: Music of Florence and Venice, Performance by Christine Sun Kim: Five Finger Discount History, Bad Moves listening party at No Kisses Bar

SEPTEMBER

9/12: The Feels singles event, tunes: JOSEPH, MOTHER of all comedy shows, tunes: Marika Hackman, beer, author talk: Stacey D’Erasmo, art: NGA @ Night/Paris edition, Sherlock and the Telegram from Hell, district of cats (biker alleycats), don’t wanna join a run club to meet someone? Try out Feels the new dating event, Jazz in the (pizza) Garden, political trivia night

9/13: Open House at The Parks, Washington Writers’ Publishing House reading, tunes: the dBs, candlelight covers: Lauryn Hill, tunes: Jonathan McReynolds, tunes: American Aquarium, book talk: Noam Keim, constellation of blackness, pop girl summer, tale of two cities: folger consort, release party: Cosmic Coast, girl so confusing pop dance party, bridge to bridge 5k, coffee home-brew class at Doubles

9/14: Celebrate Petworth, Sense of Tumor cancer comedy show, Comedy Karaoke Trivia Funtime Show, Judge John Hodgman Podcast, tunes: DeVotchKa, tunes: Buckethead, tunes: Candyweather, tunes: Candyweather, Hybrid Lecture, tunes: Jonathan McReynolds, Beer in the Garden, Rug & Textile appreciation, 100 years of Robert Frank, American Masters in music, artist talk and Tai Chi workshop, DC Bike Expo, beer, Echoes of America: Simon, Copland, Montgomery, art: the Impressionist Revolution, volunteer to coach Girls in Gear!, seated beer class, flower arranging workshop

9/15: author talk: Jesse Lee Kercheval, clayfest, career clarity and yoga flow, September vintage market, tunes: Love Call / Jack Waugh

9/16: author talk: Rebecca Nagle, tunes: the Airborne Toxic Event, book talk: Nexus, tunes: Perfume Genius, Profs & Pints: Watergate and Its Legacy

9/17: author talk: Chris Koslowski, author talk: Richard Brady, Ones and Tooze live podcast taping, tunes: M Ward, fiction book club!, End of Summer Happy Hour, Bocce Ball tournament, Dealing w/ Insomnia, adult spelling bee!

9/18: tunes: Glen Hansard, author talk: Connie Chung, book club: in translation, Portrait Gallery tours in ASL, spoken word poetry night, book talk: Olive Days 

9/19: tunes: Deerlady, Atlantic Festival. tunes: Old 97s, author talk: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, author talk: Amanda Becker, Folger Library Tour, beeeeer, meet your love bird (birding and singles mixer), comedy show!, author talk at LCB: Housemates

9/20: NMWA: Suchitra Mattai, tunes: White Ford Bronco, end of summer garden social, immersive Billie Holiday experience, Bad Romance Book Club, comedy, Folger Library summer party, tunes: Tatsuya Nakatani / Mark Cisneros & Nik Francis, karaoke, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Drummers vs DJs battle

9/21: Hirshhorn Ball, Raise the Roof 2024, Tinder Live!, HFStival feat. The Postal Service/DCFC, Mark Rothko: Paintings on Paper, tunes: My Brightest Diamond, tunes: Daniel Simonsen, BLOMPPST Festival, art exhibit: Colors in Motion, Pinot on the Potomac, film: Pictures of Ghosts, author talk: Katie Siegel, United States of Shakespeare, Belmont historical marker unveiling, Oktoberfest beer, tunes: Alex Norris, Pets 4 Life 5K, Rat Gallery Fall Show, Women Uncorked, Amazon community day (lol)

9/22: Plastic Free 5k, tunes: Craig Finn, Afro-Cuban Rhythms with Raíces Negras, fall equinox, tunes: Alexa Rose, beer, dyeing workingshop

9/23: Exploring the new theater season, tunes: Mk.gee, Chay Vicious at DC9, craft and talk books, profs & pints: Cartels, Car Free Day, Circling seminar, Astronomy on Tap

9/24: virtual tour: Sculpting HERstory, tunes: Marky Ramone, art exhibition: Paris 1874, Women in Government Relations, how did Impressionism begin, hispanic heritage month trivia, author talk: Garth Greenwell, Sally Rooney Intermezzo release, Intermezzo Happy Hour, Inner Voices 

9/25: tunes: Phosphorescent, Women in Government Relations, book club: speculative fiction, Creative Plant Writing, Lunch Culture!, The Womb: Joke Workshop, Museum Collections Management talk

9/26: tunes: Keane, talk: James Baldwin’s The Devil Finds Work, tunes: Basement, tunes: Marbled Eye, DC Theatre Week, tunes: Trio Zimbalist, book talk: The Devil Finds Work, DC theater week begins, Love Isn’t Blind, tour Folger Gallery

9/27: tunes: Bad Moves, tunes: Julien Baker, happy hour at Town Tavern, author talk: Steven Petrow, tunes: Lady A (after Nats game), tunes: CapitalBop presents Matthew Shipp Trio, DC Design Week, Contact: Art and the Pull of Print

9/27-28: Avatar: The Last Airbender in Concert

9/28: book talk: Mark Swartz, comedy: Omid Djalili, Kennedy Center season opening concert, comedy: Rick Glassman, beer, beeeer, more beer!, author talk: Louis Bayard, Sculpture Garden Yoga, Photographic Explorations: Process and Place, comedy: Dwight Simmons

9/27-29: Because They’re Funny Fest

9/29: tunes: Duster, art: OSGEMEOS, art talk: Edouard Duval-Carrié, Silent Movie Day, jazz in the Heights: Ephraim Dorsey, book club!

9/30: tunes: Nilufer Yanya, tunes: Sprints, book talk: Zahav Home, dating: Singles Tracking, talk: Michael Solomonov and Steven Cook, Profs and Pints: How Pirates Changed the World

OCTOBER

10/1: tunes: Valley, author talk: Timothy Janovsky, Jazz for Justice, UWIC

10/2: tunes: Nada Surf, comedy: BrownTown, author talk: Jean-Baptiste Phou

10/3: Tudor Nights: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow, book talk: Summer’s End

10/4: tunes: Kishi Bashi, tunes: Hotline TNT

10/5: tunes: Meshell Ndegeocello sings James Baldwin, tunes: California Honeydrops, tunes: Tregaron Unplugged, In Praise of Mystery, theater: The Cradle Will Rock, help clean up the Potomac!, District Treasure Hunt, beer, Living Wages market and fundraiser

10/6: Reimagining documentary photography, learn about Manet, tunes: La Luz, theater: The Cradle Will Rock, live tour: Hear Her Roar, film: Obsessed with Light, learn watercolor basics, know your rights: tipped workers & the service sector, tunes: Leon Timbo

10/7: author talk: Alan Hantman, tunes: Universal Light, book talk: Heidi Across America

10/8: tunes: Taisha Estrada and Connor Holdridge, tunes: Noah Gundersen, DC History Symposium

10/9: tunes: Futurebirds, tunes: Rachael Yamagata, tunes: The Avalos-Solera Duo, lunch culture!

10/10: tunes: Joywave, tunes: Empress Of

10/11: tunes: Xiu Xiu

10/12: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

10/13: Latine Representation in Literature, Dyeing Workshop

10/14: tunes: FIDLAR, tunes: Pink Martini, tunes: Tanukichan, tunes: Jessica Pavone

10/15-10/20: Mean Girls

10/15: spooky happy hour trivia

10/16: tunes: Porches, tunes: Temples

10/17: tunes: Homeshake, art exhibition: Paris 1874

10/19: tunes: Illuminati Hotties, Sphinx Virtuosi

10/20: tunes: Billy Bragg, tunes: Nick Lowe, tunes: Kyshona Armstrong, tunes: Makaya McCraven, art talk: Paris 1874, urban and visual culture

10/22: Joan Osborne and Joshua Radin, tunes: Rival Schools, virtual tour: Scandalous Women of Embassy Row

10/23: tunes: Dehd, “Bridge” gallery conversation, book talk: Monstrillio (incredible book!)

10/24-27: DC Palestinian Art & Film Festival

10/25: tunes: American Football, tunes: A Place to Bury Strangers, tunes: Robyn Hitchcock, tunes: Foxing

10/26: tunes: Hinds, nerd out over rugs and textiles, book talk about witch craft!

10/27: Tunes: Tony Siqi Yun, piano, tunes: contour

10/28: 6th & i: Seth Godin, Circling Seminar

10/30: tunes: MJ Lenderman, tunes: Bear Hands, Community Changemakers, queer horror discussion

NOVEMBER

11/1: Coco & Clair Clair 

11/2: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

11/3: tunes: The Go! Team, art exhibition: Paris 1874, learn the basics of punch needle, talk: the friendship of Zola & Manet

11/7: Rediscover Your Creative Voice

11/8: tunes: La Femme, tunes: Spirit of the Beehive

11/9: ikat (rugs) from around the world

11/10: know your rights: worker classification

11/11: author talk: Jim Beane

11/13: tunes: James Vincent McMorrow

11/14: tunes: Tokyo Police Club, art talk: Fractals in Textiles

11/16: tunes: Pond, art talk: Stories of Syria’s Textiles

11/19: tunes: Godspeed You! Black Emperor

11/23: tunes: Adrianne Lenker, tunes: Velocity Girl

11/25: tunes: Marc Rebillet, Circling seminar

DECEMBER

12/5: tunes: Ride

12/7: Hamilton singalong

12/9: learn about George Washington from GW researchers

12/11: art exhibition: Paris 1874

12/12: Capital Hockey Classic

12/14: tunes: Stephen Wilson Jr.

12/15: tunes: The Jesus Lizard

12/28: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

2025

1/4: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

1/15: art exhibition: Paris 1874

1/19: author talk: M.C. Casper

1/23: tunes: Porridge Radio

1/29: author talk: Rebecca Brenner Graham

3/14: author talk: Charlotte Taylor Fryar

4/14: tunes: Ty Segall

5/9: Katt Williams

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