WEEKLY SCHEDULER

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Mark your calendars for 730 Day this year (August 3), Submit to Rhizome Mag! (deadline June 23), Pride all month, Register for sketch comedy classes! (July), Tiny Desk Contest on the Road (with TDC winner Ruby Ibarra) (7/19), tunes: Sierra Ferrell (9/7), tunes: Indigo De Souza (10/23)  tunes: The Beths (12/10)

Wednesday, June 18

Get your comedy fix in

  • Fresh Take comedy show, hosted by Eric Nwosu and Tre Solo, is a monthly comedy show offering hilarious perspectives on the latest news, trends, and cultural moments – tell us about your take on trendy “butter yellow” plz! (7:30pm)
  • Danielle She/Her is a 4-time award winner at Capital Fringe and will be performing with the “funkiest sketch comedy group around,” the RENS. (8pm)
  • NY-based comedian Seann Cantatore is hilarious, and she famously shaved her p*bes for nothing! Get a ticket to see her at DCAC. (9pm)

Banjo bonanza
Strathmore’s 2025 Artist in Residence, Gabby Cameron, is hosting a free workshop to explore the history and evolution of bluegrass banjo. (7:30pm)Also || rally: DC Budget for Workers Not Owners!, talk: Gaysians, talk: Honoree Fannone Jeffers, tunes: saxophonist Gary Bartz, daytime book club, tunes: Mannequin Pussy (sold out), queering the narrative, tunes in the triangle, ex-feds: get help w/ health insurance, volunteer w DC Zinefest, Mahjong at Lucky Danger, print & sprint: riso class, webinar: community development at a crossroads, history unlocked: Captain George Pointer, make polluters pay campaign launch, love was the lifeboat: Juneteenth Edition, reflections of a Japanese American theatre director, Black Techno Matters, film: the divine Sarah Bernhardt

Thursday, June 19

Celebrate Juneteenth

Also || author talk: Anne Marie Chaker, summer solstice tarot, pitch a single friend, comedy open mic

Friday, June 20

It was a rock Yacht Lobster

Are you a big fan of Yacht Rock? Well now’s your chance to celebrate with tribute back Yacht Lobsters at the Yards summer concert series! Featuring free captain’s hats, glitter tattoos, food and more. (6-8pm)

Swedish Midsummer Celebration (hopefully not like the Swedish Midsommar Celebration)

Bring all your friends (except Florence Pugh) to this celebration on the mall. Featuring a maypole celebration, Swedish music, wreath making, and buring your bf at the stake trivia! (6-9pm)

Also || jazz in the garden, coffee outside on the c&o, tunes: Seán Heely, learn to knit, The Armors at Rhizome, Sebastian Llosa, Belfast at Kennedy Center, Madams of DC walking tour, craft your own planter!, comedy: Dom Grayer, tunes: rook richards, tunes: This Could Go Boom! benefit, Positive Force benefit show for migrant solidarity

Saturday, June 21

CaBi-B-Q

Worried you won’t have enough room in your stomach for the 33rd annual Giant BBQ Battle? No matter! Join WABA, DC Bike Ride, and Streets Calling Bike Club for a 10-mile ride across DC, culminating at the festival. (9:30am)

A big ole weekend

Also || yoga at NMWA, Juneteenth family day, Summer Soirée for Juneteenth, Pride zine swap @ Fantom, queer sabha!, the DC influence, queer variety cavalcade, hoodstock 2025, Juneteenth Community Day

Sunday, June 22

Make new friends!!!!

Join Strawberry Match (an org helping folks in their 20s/30s make friends) for a hangout in Malcolm X park. Bring a snack and a game and meet some new people! (2pm)

And keep the old!!!

Your favorite nonagenarian is going strong. Granny and the Boys (an iconic house band lead by a 93-year-old) will be playing at Showtime bar. Bring your cash and get ready for a good time. (5pm)

Also || tunes: Lily Finnegan & gabby fluke-mogul, queer film series, family-friendly pride party, dye workshop, picnic for new friends, celebrating dad music,art studio cleanout sale, huitlacoche 101, R&B on the water & go-go on the rooftop, anti-imperialist summer school: USAID & NGOs

Monday, June 23

Five jazz fingers on each hand

Cinco Soles in Columbia Heights hosts the Los Locos Quintet every Monday night for live jazz! Someone who’s not even affiliated (just a huge fan!) let us know, which means it must be incredible. Go enjoy live music and make friends! (9-11pm)

Was your gay awakening also that one scene from Jennifer’s Body with the lighter?

Join Professor May Santiago to explore the history of queerness in horror films (and maybe find out why the Babadook is a queer icon?). (6pm)

Also || tunes: Høly River / Valeska Populoh, tunes: Høly River / Valeska Populoh / Talk to Your Neighbor, federal contractors soiree, learn to play ultimate frisbee!, deadline to submit to Rhizome Mag, DC Chamber of Golf Classic

Tuesday, June 24

Cute activity alert!

Head to MLK library to watercolor your own bookmarks! Because we all need better bookmarks than a CVS receipt from when you bought Ashwagansa because someone told you it would help you sleep. (4pm)

The crust of the pizza is the best part

Chef Bertrand Brown-Orleans teaches you how to turn kitchen scraps and peels into a delightful (and sustainable) meal. (6pm)

Also || tunes: Preoccupations, tunes: Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp, drug legalization debate, Profs & Pints: The Great American Road Trip, book talk at East City, talk: Toni Morrison as editor, justice trivia night, Tudor tuesday, pitch your LGBTQ+ friend who is single

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JUNE

6/25: author talk: Lisa Murkowski, poetry for Palestine, tunes in the triangle, arlington pride hh + drag singalong, health insurance help for ex-feds, queer soup night, print & sprint: riso class, Shakespeare at the park, organizer training at AFGE HQ, YIMBY happy hour, tunes: gabby cameron & “new anthropology”

6/26: tunes: Gian Pérez, DC and the Poetry of AIDS, Salvadoran heritage night @ DC United, tunes: anees, stories from LGBTQ+ immigrants and refugees, antisemitism on the rise, DC and the poetry of AIDS, Green Drinks, art and autocracy, Cleveland Park night market

6/27: meet artist May Pang, jazz in the garden, tunes: Joyce Manor, tunes: B.A.D.G.E. / Grudge / Saafeway / Glycine, step Afrika!, tunes: The Nighthawks, Black joy comedy marathon, District Game Jam VI, charcuterie board workshop, chamber of comedy

6/28: Hill Family Biking Littles Edition, art: Vivian Browne, growing community at ACM, book swap at MLK library, World Pride: Colors of Culture, queer film series, step Afrika!, education & race in DC, walking tour: hidden infrastructure of Dupont, Gaza thrift at Rhizome, Open Streets Ride, open streets ride with Hill Family Biking

6/29: queer film series, intro to anti-racist organizing, rhizome tunes: Shane Parish, Regan Bowering, Heather Stebbins, interactive curatorial tour at DCAC, District summer block party, hand dancing, workshop on harvesting and spore saving, interfaith action for Palestine, Pride art market

6/30: benefit for Baldwin House, Washington Writers’ Publishing House Salon: Pride Edition, Profs & Pints: Plastic Surgery

JULY

7/1: folk music (Nate Wooley, Chris Corsano, Ches Smith), America's birth certificate

7/2: Lost City Books summer salon, 2025 supreme court term in review, pitch a single friend

7/4: fourth on the farm

7/7: dealing with space debris

7/8 : Harry Potter & the Cursed Child opens, baseball for nerds

7/9: talk: Holocaust history and LGBTQ+ rights, home runs for Horton's Kids, pitch a single friend in Arlington

7/10: outdoor movie: princess bride: book talk: Survivor contestant Parvati Shallow, outdoor film: Grease

7/11: dance: Heart Stück Bernie, jazz in the garden, shabbat night live comedy, bastille day at french embassy, cocktails and convo, celtic folk at Hill Center

7/12: MLK Clothing Swap, a ball of thorns and roses, District Sounds (rescheduled), Apropos of Nothing at Keegan Theatre, ward 6 biking meetup

7/13: composers and tunes at Rhizome

7/14: Spy Camp, Mt. Plantry zine release party

7/15: author talk: Mari Andrew, experimental tunes at Rhizome

7/16: congressional women’s softball game

7/17: outdoor movie: the goonies

7/18: a tunes debut at atlas: Jenny Jams Dio

7/19: electronic tunes, Girls Rock! Summer Camp Showcase

7/20: tunes: Light Beams / Time Room / Oddbodi

7/23: yoga on the farm

7/24: outdoor movie: spy kids, tunes: Potosí / Sunshower / Muhnday / Cuni, Stacey Abrams

7/25: tunes: Pixies, dance: Christina Robson and guests, tunes: Femi Kuti, tunes: Ha Vay, yoga on the farm

7/26: standup: Pete Musto, cocktails and convo, Hill Family Biking feat. free ice cream

7/27: urban agriculture family day, Jen Chapin with Stephan Crump, bouquet crafting and flower design

7/30: only in DC

7/31: outdoor movie: the muppet movie

AUGUST

8/1: glen echo art walk

8/2: shark bites and brews

8/3: MLK Library Accessory Swap, 730 DAY AT METROBAR

8/5: tunes: Ghost-Note

8/6: tunes: the Church

8/7: outdoor movie: jurassic park, outdoor movie: Superman

8/9: big bloom festival

8/10: fermented foods potluck

8/16: tunes: clipping. w/ Open Mike Eagle

8/21: tunes: Foreign Air, tunes: Night Hawk

8/22: 930 Club Staff Spectacular

8/23: metalcore blast matinee cookout

8/26: tunes: Silversun Pickups

8/29-31: Zap Outdoorz

8/30: Back to School Ride

SEPTEMBER

9/6: National Book Festival

https://www.nga.gov/calendar/conservation-logic-love?evd=202509061600

9/7: tunes: Sierra Ferrell

9/8: tunes: Brian Jonestown Massacre, tunes: Tara Clerkin Trio / The Caribbean

9/17: daytime book club

9/19: tunes: Wet Leg

9/20: cookbook talk: Samin Nosrat, clothing swap at the library

9/26: tunes: elbow

9/27: Kingman Island ride

OCTOBER

10/3: Stardew valley symphony

10/7: tunes: Deltron 3030

10/10-12: Because They’re Funny Comedy Festival

10/12: tunes: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

10/25: tunes: Belly

10/28: tunes: The Beta Band

NOVEMBER

11/4: tunes: Minus the Bear

11/9: https://www.rhizomedc.org/new-events/2025/11/9/akchamel-zelzeleh-derek-monypeny

DECEMBER

12/6: tunes: The Budos Band

12/10: tunes: The Beths

12/20: tunes: Thievery Corporation

FEBRUARY

2/27: celebrity organ concert

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