WEEKLY SCHEDULER

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Theatre Week (9/18-10/5),  Immigration Film Fest 2025 (9/19), DC Fashion Week (9/26-28), Smithsonian Craft2Wear Show (9/28-28),  call for Palestinian Vendors (by 9/27), an evening with David Byrne (9/27), submit to The Phillips (by 9/30), tunes: Cascada (10/6), tunes: Rico Nasty (10/11), tunes: Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners (10/21), tunes: Doechii (10/21), tunes: Magdalena Bay (10/25), tunes: Parcels (10/27), tunes: Samara Joy (11/12)

Wednesday September 17

Cacao is the bean!!!!!

The Summer I Turned Pretty might be the straightest show in the world (Jerimiah’s bi storyline randomly brought up once a season?), but watching it with fellow gays is exactly what you want! Come laugh with your gays and say “Belly! Just go with Benito omfg!” at as you are. (7pm)

Rory Gilmore-coded

It should surprise nobody that DC has a book club that meets at lunch time (for maximum efficiency). Anyway, discuss Demon Copperhead over Zoom and then join Politics and Prose’s daytime book club! (12:30pm)  

Also || tunes: Latter, yoga in Edgewood, talk: Immigration Legislation, Then & Now, the emerging world order, miso making class, wine tasting, anime & wine, tunes: Garbage, autumn collage workshop, talk: public architecture, book hill talks: speculative fiction in Georgetown, designing w Dahlias, online meditation, queer book club at LCB, tunes: James Marriott, tunes: Radio Free Alice

Thursday September 18

Body so tea they threw me in the harbor

What better way to kick off the weekend than a vintage-style tease and tee-hee-hees? Blue Note Burlesque features circus clown Jim Dandy and burlesque artist Delilah Dentata as part of its thrilling variety show. (7:30pm)

Teach me how to juggle, teach me teach me how to juggle

Wanting to learn more about flow arts (think juggling, hula hooping, etc)? Then head to Temperance Alley Garden for some practice and play. Hone your skills in juggling, or meet with others to learn how! (7:00pm)

Also || karaoke for a cause, Women in Government Relations, after hours @ the renwick: state fairs, dance & sip at the stacks, night @ the anacostia museum, talk on immigration, late night flea market, thursday night out: techno dance party, storytelling salon, food rescue DC fundraiser, the regular sketch show (you know them from tik tok)

Friday September 19

Will my Stardew Valley/Animal Crossing fishing skills translate to IRL?

Find out with a community fishing event at the National Arboretum with the Anacostia Riverkeeper - all supplies and instruction provided for free! (4:30pm-7:30pm)

Outdoor movie night lives on forever!!!

  • Tie-dye girl? Lindsey Lohan playing twins? The craziest wedding dress combo you’ve ever seen? It must be Parent Trap (1998). Head over to Mitchell park for free popcorn, snacks, and lizard mania. (7:15pm)
  • You’re killing me Smalls! That’s the only line I know from the Sandlot. But, you could know a lot more lines from it if you go see it at Bridge District’s outdoor movie night. (7pm)

Also || tunes: Alabama Shakes, tunes: Wet Leg (sold out), Pickleball on the Mall, BBQ and barrels, back to the yards, Immigration Film Fest 2025, Georgetown art galleries opening reception, art: memory landscapes, comedy in arlington, Wanda Alston Fdn reception, Capclave, Madams of DC walking tour, jazz ballads cabaret-style

Saturday September 20

Resting in Resistance

The Black Georgetown Foundation leads a guided tour of the Mount Zion and Female Union Band Society Cemeteries, the oldest remaining intact Black cemeteries in DC, centered on resistance, remembrance, and on-going preservation. (12pm, 3pm)

We’re walking here!!!

  • Get a deep dive of the history of Columbia Heights with this informative walking tour! (10am)
  • Learn the history of the Harlem Renaissance in DC, and why U Street was once known as Black Broadway. (5pm)
  • District of Columbia? More like district of punk!!! Learn about the history of punk in DC on this walking tour. (2pm)

Learn something: cookbook talk: Samin Nosrat, artist talk: Carla Williams, author event: Robin Davis, street law 101: organizing workshop, children’s book & learning fest, nutrition workshop

Music: jazz at Kreeger, tap jam!, Jazz in The Parks, not your average jazz night

Outside: yoga in the garden,

Art: self-care: yarn art,  scrapping metal 101,  8-week pottery class for youth starts,

Food: Lolo’s Cuban Social Club, DC supper club, Oktoberfest

Other highlights: h street festival,  clothing swap at the library, qtbipoc book swap & celebration, local artisan market, bakery party, ANC 1A potomac paddle off, Capclave, comedy for the peace corps

Sunday September 21

Life’s too short to be in a bad jam

Any instrument, any skill level…I bet you could tap on a jar of jam with two spoons if you were bold enough. The DC Jam is open to all – everyone gets to pick a song, just make sure to download the songbooks first! (11am)

What’s more punk than Rock Creek Park?

Celebrate Rock Creek this weekend with Paddling on the Potomac, history talks, and most importantly… punk rock pin and zine making in Rock Creek. Press your own button and connect with nature. (10am-2pm)

Art and reading: art exhibition opening: Photography and the Black Arts Movement, poetry & prose reading: America’s Future,  films by Ulysses Jenkins,  Gaza Champions Zine Launch, talk: Elizabeth Gilbert, Capclave (SF/F convention)

Outside:  fall equinox forest bathing, architecture tour of tudor place,

Festivals & fun: 17th Annual Columbia Heights Day, oktoberfest, DC Clay festival,

Food: DC Cocktail Experience, DC Supper Club, japanese milk bread class

Community:  death cafe in takoma, airplane mode: offline gathering at MLK, MtP Transit Party

Also || Bilingual kids programs at BloomBars, SUN Day, butch fever dance party, sip & shop, vocal feminization workshop, techno dance for palestine, mutual lemon-aid fundraiser, music: Avram Fefer, Socialites and Spies of Georgetown

Monday September 22

This is how I find out I’m older than Busboys & Poets?

The DMV staple turned 20 this month. What better way to celebrate than a poetry showcase? The past, present, and future come together with spoken word, community storytelling, and heaping plates of vegan nachos, of course. (6pm)

Música tradicional

Latin Grammy nominated folk artist Nidia Góngora is celebrated for her traditional singing style from the Colombian Pacific coast. Hear her perform live at Global Sounds on the Hill! (7pm)

Also || tunes: Sharp Pins & Mod Lang, talk: peacock room, fall prevention awareness week, underground comedy magic show, dc knowledge gameshow, State of the District, autumn equinox and tarot, tunes: Ganavya

Tuesday September 23

Songbyrd turns 10!

Songbyrd is celebrating its 10 year anniversary with a series of 10 shows specially curated to tell the venue’s story. Grab tickets for the first “10 for 10” show featuring classically trained harpist Mary Lattimore! (doors at 7pm)

Y tu, FBI?

Head to the Folger Shakespeare Library for a new take on Julius Caesar, through the lens of the civil rights movement, focusing on Malcolm X. Plus, get 25% off tickets in sections A-C with code “730DC”. (7:30pm)

Also || writers meetup at BloomBars, author: Michele Evans, Beyond All Reasonable Doubt, art in the am: state fairs, talk: emerging markets, make graffiti-inspired art, KooKoo Restaurant and Lounge 2 Year Anniversary, book talk: Beyond All Reasonable Doubt, Jesus is Alive, tunes: Buzzcocks

SEPTEMBER

9/24: Eleanor Roosevelt Human Rights Award Celebration, author talk: Naomi Novik, improv for high-stakes communication, talk: the navy, dc punk archive processing night, Drunk Dracula begins, kids music with Mama Elena, autumn equinox witch party, author talk: Patricia Lockwood

9/25: book talk: Boy from the North Country, author talk: Robin Givhan, tunes: Andre Mehmari Trio, street sense media art show, immigration film fest, comedians for repro rights, hummus pizza @ city blossoms, queer reading night, tudor nights: games people play, clothing swap + vegan gf pastries, author event: Mary Roach, The Parasole Woodblock Carvers in Early Modern Rome, tunes: Lily Rose

9/26: tunes: elbow, exhibit: women & the Dutch masters, immigration film fest, theatre: julius X, save cats & support suicide prevention, salsa/bachata @ BloomBars, hardcore dance party, tunes: Ned Rothenberg, People’s Choir sing-a-long

9/26-28: Umbrella Photo Fair

9/27: Kingman Island ride, Late Skate @ Anacostia Park, dc coffee fest, Free DC Ward 3 kickoff party, Fusion Festival, all your friends indie party, theatre: julius X, boot ‘n scoot, soccer tournament for gaza, Trans writing workshop, "no dead ends" at Kreeger, forget why poetry series at rhizome, community day at met park, brene brown at sixth & i, bring your own jacket & customize, star show at NPS’s only planetarium, Hill Family Biking, secondhand style block party, anacostia marion barry ave market & cafe grand opening, author event: katherine rundell, tunes: Alice Despard Group and Marshall Keith, Riverwalk run club, Zine Swap and Workshop, Halloween Costume Swap

9/28: dc coffee fest, poetry reading & scholarship, theatre: julius X, the defense trilogy at nga, indie tabletop game day, Washington Spirit Game, tunes: Veronica Swift + Cat Ridgeway, yolks on you!, tunes: Momma + villagerrr, punk party for pups at park planetarium

9/29: tunes: Cat Ridgeway, author talk: Leigh Bardugo, tunes: Carl Stone, talk: Monumental Controversies, Author Event: M.L. Rio, the light looks like me: words on love from queer youth

9/30: tunes: Kath Bloom / Max Ochs / Suzane Doogan, America’s Advocates of Theocracy

OCTOBER

10/1: lost city books fall salon

10/2: book talk: A Mannequin for Christmas, opera premiere: st. john the baptist, tunes: Jayden Barber, tunes: The Tubs + Foyer Red, mario kart tournament, virtual talk: libraries as civic infrastructure, Microcinema: In Order Not To Be Here by Deborah Stratman (With Live Score By Jayden Barber)

10/3: Stardew valley symphony, Reorient the Orient, Jurassic Park in concert

10/4: John Cleese & The Holy Grail at 50, tunes: tregaron unplugged, Home Rule Music Festival at Alethia Tanner Park, ecstatic dance, 52 O St open studios, BOWSFest 2025, laugh quest comedy show, weekend weeders at tudor place, garden tour at tudor place, musical brilliance at Takoma Park SDA Church, Jazz in The Parks - The Parks DC

10/5: oktoberfest @ the wharf, tunes: Lizz Wright, theatre (masks required): Julius X, tunes: Good Flying Birds / Janitors / World Record, architectural tour of tudor place, tunes: Minami Deutsch, Artist Talk: Rozeal, Fall Teen Studio Series: Digital Illustration and Animation

10/6: tunes: Neti-Neti, talk: spooky DC

10/7: tunes: Deltron 3030, tunes: Alex G, tunes: Reneé Rapp, tunes: Ludovico Einaudi, tunes: Evil Sword / Katie Magician, lecture at tudor place, talk: everyday supernatural

10/8: second opinion live taping

10/9: tunes: Joss Stone, tunes: Gus Englehorn, Mia and the Argonauts, cocktail party fundraiser for common good city farm

10/10: Asher White at Rhizome, Soweto Gospel Choir, virtual dating, queer walking tour in tacoma park, author talk at kramers

10/11: dc witch fest, kid’s clothing swap, paint & debate, pupusa party 2025!, book event: history of dc punk fanzines

10/10-12: Because They’re Funny Comedy Festival

10/12: tunes: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

10/13: talk: the macabre Poe

10/14: garden ramen at city blossoms, economic mobility conference

10/15: tunes: Ben Folds

10/16: tunes: Weston Olencki / niki afsar, Oktoberfest @ CJM, DIY polymer clay pies, theatre: julius X, Deaf Way Film Festival

10/17: tunes: Chris Thile, tunes: Consone Quartet, tunes: Chris Ryan Williams / Truculent, volunteer at Boo at the Zoo

10/18: authentic relating, intro to LARPing, walk to prevent suicide, third coast percussion, 86th ladies board rummage sale, gallery talk: new exhibit of Australian indigenous art

10/19: Run For A Better Life 5k, mozart's requiem

10/20: rupaul @ echostage

10/21: The Inner Loop, LGBTQ Jews, poetry reading: tomorrow’s verses, night on the farm

10/22: Rabbi Angela Buchdahl at Sixth & I

10/23: halloween dance party, coven dancing at black cat

10/24: tunes: Patti Griffin & Ricki Lee Jones, tunes: Big Thief, rare book collecting festival, O St Museum halloween event

10/25: tunes: Belly, Late Skate @ Anacostia Park, Family Spooky Disco, tunes: Magdalena Bay, prohibition time burlesque, Blavity House Party, avery fagliano at washington performing arts, dedicated writing at rhizome, walk/run club

10/26: poetry reading & scholarship, cello concert, theatre: julius X, girls rock! dc halloween benefit, live podcast: Greeking Out

10/27: philharmonia orchestra, circling

10/28: tunes: The Beta Band, multigenerational stories of coming out

10/29: tunes: Cole Pulice / Heather Stebbins, tunes: Baroklyn, book event: history of local punk zines

10/30: tunes: Tambuco

NOVEMBER

11/1: tunes: Herbie Hancock, weekend weeders at tudor, tour tudor place

11/2: author talk: Stephen Dubner

11/4: tunes: Minus the Bear, tunes: Sasha Cooke and Myra Huang, tunes: Valerie Coleman, fashion talk at NMWA, fieldwork at rhizome

11/5: tunes: Leith Ross, a bookish night at CJM, tunes at rhizome

11/6: identity collage, try a poetry camera, tunes: rising jazz star from DC Ekep Nkwelle, film: the disappearance of miss scott, author talk: Padma Lakshmi

11/7: contra dance with acclaimed band & caller, film screening + closing party: punk the capitol

11/9: tunes at Rhizome

11/10: tunes: Cowbell and Secret Planet

11/13: tunes: Braxton Cook, film/talk: The Lavender Scare

11/14: Catch 6 local DC artists, tunes: The William Hooker Trio

11/15: musical: George Michael, walk/run club

11/16: Samantha Bee at 6th and I, tunes: Silkroad Ensemble w/ Wu Man

11/18: lecture on George Washington's tea table

11/20: circling

11/23: poetry reading & scholarship

11/28: tunes: Mannheim Steamroller Christmas

11/29: A Swingin’ Little Christmas with Jane Lynch

DECEMBER

12/1: 100 years of appetizing

12/2: remembering AIDS in the Jewish community

12/5: Gwenifer Raymond at Rhizome

12/6: tunes: The Budos Band, Tennis Creates Gala

12/7: modern nutcracker

12/10: tunes: The Beths (sold out)

12/14: tunes: Bela Fleck, poetry reading & scholarship

12/16: Stories by LGBTQ+ Jews

12/20: tunes: Thievery Corporation

FEBRUARY

2/27: celebrity organ concert

MARCH

3/3: An Evening with Yotam Ottolenghi

3/19: tunes: Ravi Shankar Ensemble

3/27: tunes: Meshell Ndegeocello

APRIL

4/14-15: tunes: Natalia Lafourcade

DCLX (date tba)

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